Thursday, November 29, 2012

We give free games to everyone but you

This one time, a guy traded in some old crap for about four dollars. He wanted to buy Diablo III.  I told him it would be $59.99. He said “Well, I have forty bucks cash. Can we work something out?”

No. No, we can't work something out.

I work in a store that sells video games

Today, a man walked in and asked if we sold metal detectors.