Really, bro?

Just had a guy get mad at me because we would "only" give him $397 for his PS4 if he traded it to us towards buying an Xbox One.

UM, THAT'S WHAT YOU PAID FOR IT IN THE FIRST PLACE, DIPSHIT! 

People, man. 

Every single next-gen customer

"I GOT THIS XBOX ONE BUT THERE AREN'T ANY GAMES FOR IT"

"Actually, there are two dozen-"

"THERE AREN'T ANY GAMES FOR IT"

Saturday night customers

"He looks like a lost, stoned Wolverine." - Free-Shirt

Real-time blog update

Someone is in here right now talking about an older relative she has whose hair is so long that she has to "fish hair out of her butt" every morning.

I don't know what that means, and I'm not going to ask.

Help.