Cogs in the machine, bro

Some corporate rich people are in town today, and they might visit the store, so we have to be all clean and presentable. Which means we have to wear our name tags, which I usually don't do because I'm a rebel. Unfortunately, I have no idea where my name tag is, so I just put on AsS's instead.

Let's mention here that AsS is an adult man, with an adult man name.

No one noticed I was wearing some dude's name tag for hours.

GUESS NOT WEARING MY NAME TAG ISN'T THAT BIG A DEAL AFTER ALL, HUH, CORPORATE