No, seriously, causing a scene is great

A guy just called me because he currently doesn't have internet and he's having trouble playing a Steam game offline. While I was trying to Google a phone number for him to call, he swore at me for ten minutes about how stupid Steam was for not having a phone number.

"I don't work for Steam," I finally shot back. "I'm literally just trying to Google an answer for you on my phone." He shut up.

I'm so tired, loyal readers.