We hold our clientele to a certain standard here, sirs

A guy came in today to buy something or whatever. He asked us to give him geeky movies so he could try to link them to the new J.J. Abrams Star Trek movies. Like the Kevin Bacon game, but not as good, because Kevin Bacon makes everything wonderful.

"Tremors," I said.

"I've never seen Tremors."

"GET OUT."

I think I'll be getting a lot of mileage out of this gratuitous graboid photo.

"Isn't that movie just a rip-off of Dune?" asked another guy.

I mean, seriously, where do these people even come from?