[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: A Facebook conversation with pictures, names, and places blocked out.
A: When did killing dragons go from this [screenshot from Super Mario World] to this [screenshot from Skyrim]?
B: [A], those are dinosaurs... Do u even lore bro ]
DO U EVEN LORE BRO.
NO FINER WORDS HAVE EVER BEEN WRITTEN IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.
I finally have a quick retort for when literally anybody tries to argue with me about Zelda minutiae.
"Wait, so there's actually a Zelda timeline?"
"Do u even lore, bro?"
"So, it is always the same Link, or what?"
"I said, do u even lore, bro?"
"Well, the Zelda has to be the same, right?"
"UMM DO U EVEN LORE BRO."
If I weren't too lazy to find and paste a gold star graphic onto the image up there, B would be getting our first-ever Greetings from the Shallow End of the Video Game Industry gold star.
B, you are an internet hero.
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