A new evil reveals itself

People have taken to asking me if there are any PS4s available in such a way that I have to say "yes." Such as:

"Are all the PS4s sold out?"

YOU ARE THROWING OFF MY GROOVE, THE PUBLIC. NO NO NO NO NO.

I also made this sign for the door, hoping that the customers would respond to their native language, Internet:

"We are sold out of PS4s and we don't know when we're getting more. Sorry!" with a picture of Grumpy Cat

Results are mixed.