Stop asking me for the internet

"PEOPLE KEEP TELLING ME I CAN GET THE INTERNET ON MY WII."

"Uh, yeah, you can."

"HOW DO I DO THAT?"

Now, less experienced register jockeys would start going into the settings on the Wii, but not I.

"Do you have an internet connection? Like, do you have internet in your house?"

"I CAN DO THE INTERNET ON MY PHONE."

"That's probably 3G- the Wii only connects to WiFi. So, you would need an internet connection and a wireless router."

"DO YOU SELL THAT HERE?"

"No, we don't sell... internet hook-up supplies."

In hindsight, depending on her phone plan, it might be possible for her to set up a WiFi hot spot using her phone, but I would have no idea how to explain that to somebody.