I think I'm a bad influence on my coworkers

And now I present to you, my loyal readers, some store-produced fan art that WAS NOT drawn by me!

A stick figure drawing of The Banana Stand. We're Arrested Development people.

Thank you, bossbro, for this beautiful addition to my day. My happiness and job satisfaction owe you a great debt.

I used to have a coworker whose name was Michael. Everyone in the store always referred to him as "...Michael," in the Gob voice. I miss that. We need to hire another Michael.

I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS, LADYBOSS. HIRE ANOTHER DUDE NAMED MICHAEL.

I've made a huge mistake.