Borderlands 20 Questions

My brother and I have been entertaining ourselves by playing 20 Questions via text. They're pretty much always obscure Borderlands characters, because obviously.

You're welcome, readers, for this glimpse into the life and times of Miss Blog Lady:

"Is it a person?"

"Yes."

"Is it a human?"

"Yes."

"Is this person fictional?"

"Yes."

"Is this person from a video game?"

"Yes."

"Was the game released on the Xbox 360?"

"Yes."

"Does this person live on Pandora?"

"Yes."

"Is this person a playable character?"

"No."

"Does this person appear exclusively in the expansions?"

"No."

"Is this person alive at the end of Borderlands 2?"

"Maybe."

"Does the player have the option of killing this person?"

"Yes."

"Is the person a bandit?"

"Yes."

"Does this person want you to shoot him in the face?"

"You know? I'm pretty sure he does."

"FACE MCSHOOTY!?!?!?"

 

Goddamn, I love Face McShooty, and also beating my brother at 20 Questions.

Video transcript after the jump.

[VIDEO DESCRIPTION: The mission in Borderlands 2 where Face McShooty asks you to shoot him in the face. 

"IN THE FACE! NOT SO COMPLEX! NEED IT, WANT IT, NEED IT, HAVE TO HAVE IT!! FACE SHOT, BOOM!! BRAINS EVERYWHERE. NOT THE KNEE, NOT THE ARM, NOT THE SPINE, FACE!!!! IT HAS TO HAPPEN! HNNNG! FACEY FACE FACE FACE!!! TIRED OF WAITING! NO MORE WAITING! NEED A FACE SHOT! BOOM! SQUISH!!! YAY!
 
SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!!! IN THE FAAAAACCEEEE! DO IT!! SHOOT ME IN THE FACE. FACEFACEFACEFACEFACE!!! NOW! BULLETS IN THE FACE!! WANT 'EM NEED 'EM GIMMEGIMMEGIMME!! 

AT THE SOUND OF THE BELL IT WILL BE...FACESHOOTING O' CLOCK!! BOONNNGGGG!!! 

KNOCK KNOCK! WHO'S THERE? SHOOT ME IN THE FACE! END OF JOKE! 

I'M GONNA SING A SONG! SHOOT ME AT THE END OF IT!

I NOTICED YOU HAVEN'T SHOT ME IN THE FACE! CURIOUS AS TO WHY! Maybe you're weighing the moral pros and cons, so let me assure you:

OH MY GOD SHOOT ME IN THE GODDAMNED FACE! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?"

The player shoots him in the face and he drops dead.

"THANK YOU!" ]