No GTA for you!

A tiny kid- seriously, less than four feet tall- who I've never seen before just came up and asked if we could put Grand Theft Auto V in the demo system.

"No, because you're not allowed to play it," I said. "We need parental consent to even sell you that game."

He stuck his tongue out and flounced out of the store.

I'm devastated that we lost such a valued customer.