Today, a man spent about twenty minutes trying to bribe me into giving him his Grand Theft Auto V early. This sort of thing isn't uncommon at all, but luckily, I hate all our customers, so it's easy not to give into temptation.
"Come on," he said. "I already paid for it, just give it to me early."
"I can't do that," I said. "[Store] gets fined, and I would lose my job."
"I have $40 cash I can give you," he said.
"I'm too poor to lose my job over this," I said.
I mean, seriously. If you're gonna ask me to lose my job, you've got to give me at least $1000. For food and stuff. If you pay my rent and bills until I find a new job, I will happily give you your GTA V.
I mean, what kind of asshole asks someone to lose their job so they can have a toy two days early?
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