Saturday, April 6, 2013

More Facebook gamer poetry

As soon as I figure out how to tag posts, am I gonna have to make a tag for this? Apparently, posting that poem you just wrote on a corporate Facebook is a thing now.


[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: A Facebook post with pictures, names, and places blocked out. "So I was hanging out with two of my close friends who were playing Halo 4. While watching them play, I wrote this poem.

Deliverance

A volley of gunfire
A stream of offensive epithets
An amazed girl
And an enraged boy.
After every volley of gunfire,
There was a respawning individual.
Steam could be seen emanating from his ears
Anger radiated off of him.
The girl watched carefully
Taking note of every action.
The sounds of battle could be heard
And the boy kept getting aggressive.
Innovative and anatomically impossible suggestions were made
Names were called and yelled out
And the game continued
"I effing stuck him" was repeatedly yelled.
Finally, after a long rant,
The boy jumped with ecstasy
In the heat of the final battle, he won.
Now he wouldn't have to fling his controller
The girl applauded him, thankful for the blessed silence.

[Names of tagged friends redacted], This is for y'all. :)" ]

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