Truth

For Lack of a Better Comic:

[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: A comic strip by Jacob Andrews from For Lack of a Better Comic featuring a guy working in a shop. 

REGISTER JOCKEY: Will that be all for you, sir?

CUSTOMER: Yep, that's it.

REGISTER JOCKEY: All right, have a great day!

CUSTOMER: You too.

Long pause. REGISTER JOCKEY becomes more and more depressed. Typical REGISTER JOCKEY behavior, basically.

REGISTER JOCKEY: ...Oh my God. I'm an NPC. ]