The point is, Beyond: Two Souls has gotten a ton of press because it stars Ellen Page.
You know what? I'm kind of over Ellen Page. I'm just gonna come out and say it. I haven't enjoyed an Ellen Page movie since Hard Candy. So I was kind of like, real celebrities in video games, motion capture technology, woo hoo. "Pre-order Beyond: Two Souls, starring Ellen Page!" I've been known to buy games just because they have female protagonists (Assassin's Creed Liberation), but this one didn't do much for me. Then, I was watching a preview of the game, and I found out who her co-star is.
Willem Dafoe.
Willem fucking Dafoe.
[IMAGE DESCRIPTION: Willem Dafoe, in Beyond: Two Souls. Can you say ladyboner?]
DAFOE.
I am going to buy Beyond: Two Souls at full price when it comes out, because I want to play a video game starring Willem Dafoe. I am ok with this decision.
Actually, I should probably go watch The Life Aquatic again, right now. Willem Dafoe and Jeff Goldblum? And silly hats? Rawr.
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